'Well I kill people and I eat hands, that's two things'


Films: Battle Royale, Pokemon, Resident Evil, Saw, Star Trek, Star Wars, The Avengers, WALL-E


Music: Adam Lambert, Apocalyptica, Black Veil Brides, Bullet For My Valentine, Finntroll, Funeral For A Friend, Kylie Minogue, Lostprophets, Madina Lake, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, The Blackout, The Smoking Hearts, The Used, We Are The Ocean, Young Guns


TV: Agents Of SHIELD, Archer, Bleach, Death Note, Doctor Who, Family Guy, Farscape, Friends, Futurama, Gilmore Girls, Glee, Invader Zim, NCIS, Pokemon, QI, Star Trek, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Stargate Atlantis, The Sarah Jane Adventures, The X-Files, Will And Grace, Wonders Of The Solar System


Games: Animal Crossing, Pokemon, Portal, Skyrim, The Legend Of Zelda


Podcast: Welcome To Night Vale

 

Games to-do over summer

PC

  • ESO
  • Steam games from sale

3ds

  • Pokemon X
  • Ace Attorney
  • Crimson Shroud
  • Fire Emblem Awakening
  • Virtue’s Last Reward
  • Starship Damrey
  • Pokemon Art Academy

WiiU

  • Wii Fit U
  • Earthbound
  • Disney Infinity
  • A Link To The Past
  • Pikmin 3
  • Resident Evil Revelations

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

Played 623,055 times

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging