'Well I kill people and I eat hands, that's two things'

Films: Battle Royale, Pokemon, Resident Evil, Saw, Star Trek, Star Wars, The Avengers, WALL-E

Music: Adam Lambert, Apocalyptica, Black Veil Brides, Bullet For My Valentine, Finntroll, Funeral For A Friend, Kylie Minogue, Lostprophets, Madina Lake, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, The Blackout, The Smoking Hearts, The Used, We Are The Ocean, Young Guns

TV: Agents Of SHIELD, Archer, Bleach, Death Note, Doctor Who, Family Guy, Farscape, Friends, Futurama, Gilmore Girls, Glee, Invader Zim, NCIS, Pokemon, QI, Star Trek, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Stargate Atlantis, The Sarah Jane Adventures, The X-Files, Will And Grace, Wonders Of The Solar System

Games: Animal Crossing, Pokemon, Portal, Skyrim, The Legend Of Zelda

Podcast: Welcome To Night Vale


John: I'm tellin' you Aeryn! It was from Earth! A television transmission!

Aeryn: What? You mean, like that Yoda from Dagobah?

Damnit. Reading a new Waycest (a sadly increasing rarity) always makes me wanna read more. Anyone got any links to any hot Waycest porn 9or Ways +1 or more)?

So I just finished the 2011 Conan film. I’ve not seen the original so can’t compare them. It was pretty good though, although I think it was made so we could all perv on Jason Momoa. He spends most of the film topless in a battleskirt. He also has one shot naked where you can see the curve of his ass, he’s wet in another and chained in another. Basically it’s a giant perv spree where I don’t ned to do any work. Oh and there’s also swords.

But yeah, massive guh. it’s a shame he’s not doing another (damnit)



tiny kitty wearing a tiny hat eating a tiny ice cream cone

I’m going to destroy the universe because of these gifs.

I love him and his battleskirt

I love him and his battleskirt







This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went "OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP" and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.


(Source: rouxx)

So Conan came this morning so guess who I’ll be perving on?

So Conan came this morning so guess who I’ll be perving on?

Have you ever seen a peacock in full flight?




I do not own these pics. They were sent to me in an email. But I thought I’d share with you all because they’re just AMAZING.







I feel so stupid I didn’t know they could fly, I thought they were like CHICKENS, I never questioned it because these pictures never circulate, I am WAY OVER MY HEAD.

(Source: danswildlife)